Score: 10

"awesome?"

submission: Tarboy

date: November 17, 2009

I wanted to rain on your parade, but couldn't find any compelling reason to. MAKE MORE MISTAKES, GEEZE.

Score: 6

"Overthinkage of the day:"

submission: Playing Field 2

date: November 28, 2006

The scenerio given for the game is impossible. Given that there are an infinite number of universes, and given that there is a way to access and hack into another universe. As all this is possible, Murphy's law dictates that at some point, an infinite number of universes would have come up with hacking universes before us, and given that, an infinite number of people would have decided that it is good to eliminate all the other infinite number of universes that have gained or are close to gaining the same ability. Given this, according to Murphy's law, an infinite number of universes would have singled out -this- universe for destruction for just such a reason. This would also encompass an infinite number of other universes. Really, the only safe place to be would be somewhere that will never gain such technology, as the people busy destroying other universes will be forever ending the problem of an infinite number of different universes trying to destroy them.

Also: I like smashy smashy.

a few suggestions for a third go at this: creatures that flee whatever terrible disaster you vest upon the earth. After all, being punched by God hurts.
I would also enjoy a more urban setting. envision the scene ever scrolling down a large cityscape; skyscrapers, bridges, masses of cars and whathaveyou going by... and imagine reducing it to ruins. Beautiful.

Score: 1

"Truth Revealed"

submission: The Real 9-11 Story

date: November 17, 2006

Wait, motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane, is it? 'Snake' is a derrogatory word for an Irishman! You mean it was the IRA all along? those bastards!

Score: 10

"Approval granted:"

submission: Less Than Three

date: October 20, 2006

his own music under his own label. absolutely scandalous; you mean that he actually isn't giving sony or century 99% of the profits? dear lord, what is this world coming to.

I love this song, and the animation fits it very well, in story and in tone.

Score: 6

"sneaky politics"

submission: USA-IRAQ-OIL

date: October 10, 2006

This is a political message isn't it? 'don't put troops in Iraq' it's a good strategy.

Score: 7

"an asscending flash builder"

submission: AssTroys

date: October 3, 2006

Man, I got asstroyed in that game, and you gotta assk yourself, hass the game been made too hard? Ass far ass eye can tell, asseem to be having trouble with the one life thing, and the fact that I can only asscellorate, not deasscellorate. But ass my opinion goes, I'm going to say that the ass is half-full on this one, and give you three asses out of five. good work.

Score: 7

"lyrics!"

submission: Music Video

date: September 20, 2006

assimilate or die
resistance is futile
eat at McDonalds
you are not unique

assimilate or die
santa loves you
remain peaceful

avalable at walmart
here is how to order!
injuries sustained!
all your fault!

do as I say!
hell awaits you!!
legalize sodomy!
no-one likes you!

you will cooperate!
assimilate or die!
here is how to order
hell awaits you!!
no-one likes you!
injuries sustained!
resistance is futile!
avalable at walmart

I assume this person is a Star treck fan...

Score: 1

"blech"

submission: Hyper Sphere

date: September 5, 2006

I love games like this... at times. This one, however, seemed altogether uninteresting, and devinely uninspired. The game is painfully easy, even on later levels, and seems to draw difficulty soully through the player loosing interest, and not paying attention anymore. Most annoying to me, was the fact that several maps were made excessively symetrical, forcing a player to practically play the same area twice. This problem is compounded when one is forced to sit on slow-moving platforms across large portions of the map. (twice, since the thing is symmetrical) All the obsticles were easy to avoid, one of which could be safely ignored for the most part, as it fired randomly, and almost never at you.
Avoid this game.

Score: 8

"good. and I don't say that often."

submission: FPS in Real Life 3

date: August 26, 2006

This is very well done, the animation is smoother than games I've seen like this that were done professionally, and it brings back to old games like this: double switch, sewer shark, 7th guest, and one that had angelina jolie in it that I can't remember the name of.
Anyways, good job, yo. If you overlap separate videos, you can have multiple yous on screen at the same time, just record the background first (or use a picture) and then record you acting in different areas separately, and crop. Kneet stuff.
My biggest complaint, however, is interactivity, I know that's not a big thing for this genre, but there you have it.

Score: 6

"meh"

submission: the classroom 3

date: August 2, 2006

I actually thought it was rather easy. Alot of the time, my strategy wasn't to finish copying the test while there were distractions, but to find a place I could stand and copy the test WHILE THE TEACHER WAS STARING AT IT. It took some finagling, but that was how I beat the last three levels. I like these games, but there really isn't much that can be added to it without diluting what makes it fun.